Ok ... so apparently you are either "special" or have a mental illness that needs to be addressed, but it is clear that you cannot control your impulses to make these types of comments. Perhaps, some life experience that has had a negative impact, but whatever it is, maybe a little self-examination as to why you feel the overwhelming need to be this person will allow you to seek the mental help you clearly need ... or maybe, despite all the good help that you give, you also have a desire to be the C4forums troll.